Gym declares itself a church to avoid closure under Poland's coronavirus restrictions

Our Father, who lifts in Heaven Hallowed be thy gains; Thy gym doth come, Thy curls be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily protein, and forgive us our asymmetries, for we forgive those who curl in the squat rack; and lead us not into cross-fit, but deliver us from cardio. via Pocket https://ift.tt/2Tf4iW9